This QotW comes from a celebrity who is not a Square, but whose quote definitely appeals to Squares.
"Dear ashton kutcher yo momma so old the key on ben franklins kite, was to her apartment. Respond if ur not scared" ~ Shaq on TwitterWasn't that beautiful? If there's one thing we Squares love, it's dated yo momma jokes and laughing at grammatical errors (and by "gramatical errors," I mean "Ashton Kutcher").