"The most awesome, action-packed, fashion-forward dirt racing monsters ever built!"
Too bad this commercial is a spoof. Although, I'm a little ashamed that I never thought to do this kind of thing with my Barbies...
Once upon a time, two lady nerds of the vastly underappreciated TRL Generation decided to resurrect and reclaim the term "Squares" for anyone who doesn't fit into a trendy outsider/outcast stereotype.