Monday, June 8, 2009

Tony Awards: Bret Michaels OWNED by Broadway

You guys, I can't stop laughing at this clip from The Tony Awards last night. Bret Michaels sang one of his songs used in the (Tony nominated) musical Rock of Ages. And then he had an unfortunate run-in with the descending scenery. Heh. Heh heh heh. Heh heh ha ha. Bwahahaahahahahahaha!!!!!!!

Dear Bret Michaels,

Awwww. Are simple things like "hitting your mark" or "avoiding a large solid backdrop being lowered on you" a little too difficult for you to remember, Bret dear? Maybe all those years of boozing, wearing stupid hats (by which I mean "wigs"), and degrading women on national television finally caught up to you?

Karmic Justice

P.S. You guys!! Wouldn't it be great if this accident gave Bret amnesia, Regarding Henry-style, and he actually became a better person?!

P.P.S. Click this link for a bunch of other awesome moments from the awards last night.