"So I think I’ll be hard [as a judge], but if he’s rude, I’m going to let him know he’s rude." - Ellen DeGeneres, about Simon "Making Awkward Gay Jokes With Ryan Seacret is Amusing" Cowell [interview here]
Go Ellen! Go Ellen! Go Ellen!
(Awful Nostalgic Side Note: Go Ricki! Go Ricki! Go Ricki!