Hey, who wants to see some Ewoks get intoxicated, dance like Michael Jackson, and hump Al Roker's leg on live morning television?!
...and this is why The Today Show is amazing. What. The. Hell.
Once upon a time, two lady nerds of the vastly underappreciated TRL Generation decided to resurrect and reclaim the term "Squares" for anyone who doesn't fit into a trendy outsider/outcast stereotype.