Perhaps you've heard of a little franchise called Twilight? Perhaps you've heard how it involves a vampire-human-werewolf love triangle? Perhaps every time you hear Twilight fans referred to as "Twihards" you barf in your mouth just a little?
Perhaps you've also seen the creepy t-shirts that read "Team Edward" or "Team Jacob," and wondered what you, as a Square, can do to fight and/or mock the Twilight media saturation. The answer is simple, m'friends.
This holiday season, celebrate your Squareness and your Twi-hate with the latest Team Edward t-shirts!
Now those are a couple of Edwards a Square can support! These dudes aren't horribly toxic, possessive boyfriends and most importantly, THEY DON'T SPARKLE. [Available for purchase here and here]
And if you thought the Twilight mania was insane, just wait until you see this gallery of The 30 Most Disturbing Twilight Products.