Tremble with fear!!

Dear All My Wonderful Friends Who Have Cats,

This isn't going to help the "CRAZY CAT LADY" stereotype, huh? Don't worry, though, because one day in the future people will realize that insanity has no animal bias. Also...

Please, please do not turn into the scary lady at O:32 of this video. Do not even imitate this lady as a joke when I'm nearby, ok? She is terrifying. And I don't mean she's terrifying in a that-woman-should-get-out-more way, but rather she's terrifying in a that-women-will-kill-you-and-not-realize-she's-doing-it way.

Good luck sleeping tonight,
-VC, CRAZY DOG LADY